1 00:00:04,521 --> 00:00:07,317 Moving is rated one of the most stressful life experiences, 2 00:00:07,455 --> 00:00:08,732 right along with divorce. 3 00:00:08,870 --> 00:00:10,355 But I was crushing both. 4 00:00:10,493 --> 00:00:12,771 I found a new place closer to the hospital, 5 00:00:12,909 --> 00:00:15,429 and Elliot and I were finally getting along. 6 00:00:15,567 --> 00:00:18,225 ...and I think you should proceed with the radio embolization. 7 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:20,606 Yeah, and I agree with Dr. Reid. She's the best. 8 00:00:20,744 --> 00:00:21,745 Oh, I am. 9 00:00:22,919 --> 00:00:25,542 We are crushing it at being divorced. 10 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,269 I think we're in the honeymoon phase of our failed marriage. 11 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:31,238 It's amazing that we can agree on a treatment plan for a guy's liver mass. 12 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:33,619 When we were married, we could not order a pizza together. 13 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:35,311 Yeah, and now you can scarf down 14 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:38,521 as much disgusting ham and hot fruit pizza as you want. 15 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:41,282 Just ordered Hawaiian on the weekend. What'd you do? 16 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:44,216 Well, since I have Ollie next weekend, I finally put his bed together. 17 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:45,976 I've actually become quite handy. 18 00:00:47,357 --> 00:00:49,256 Damn it! 19 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:51,499 I think it was a slight concussion. 20 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:53,984 I blacked out for a bit, but when I finally came to, 21 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:55,607 the whole thing had been put together. 22 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:57,022 It's okay. 23 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,748 - Not like I had anything better to do. - I get it. 24 00:00:58,886 --> 00:01:00,681 When Ollie's with you, I feel a bit lonely too. 25 00:01:00,819 --> 00:01:03,235 Throw in a bottle of Chardonnay, and I am just holding the dog and crying. 26 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:04,305 You have a dog now? 27 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:05,789 - It's the neighbors'. - Ah. 28 00:01:05,927 --> 00:01:07,515 If you wanna do something fun instead of tragic, 29 00:01:07,653 --> 00:01:09,483 I'm going to a rave this Friday with my friends. 30 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:12,072 Maybe I should try something like that. I'm in. 31 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:13,556 Okay. We'll pick you up at midnight. 32 00:01:13,694 --> 00:01:15,765 Midnight at night? I'm out. 33 00:01:16,938 --> 00:01:20,045 Hey. Hey. Are you okay, Amara? 34 00:01:20,183 --> 00:01:22,634 Because I got a text that said, "Run over here right damn now." 35 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:25,050 I told Dashana this wasn't an emergency and we shouldn't say that, 36 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:26,638 so she took my phone and texted you with it. 37 00:01:26,776 --> 00:01:28,709 - Snitches get stitches. - They do? 38 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:30,987 These medical interns keep dumping patients on us 39 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,023 like the surgical department is their day care. 40 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:34,922 Do we look like The Baby-Sitters Club to you? 41 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:37,097 Kinda, yeah. Look, guys, 42 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:39,168 surgical and medical have always had beef, 43 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:40,928 so figure that out on your own. 44 00:01:41,066 --> 00:01:42,378 - Okay. Yeah, but I... - But... 45 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:43,965 No. No. We're not gonna do that. 46 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,795 I have patients texting me, 47 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:49,592 and I have three daughters texting me about money and rides to soccer, 48 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,490 and more money. 49 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:53,665 Four daughters texting me. 50 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:55,667 And I got a wife who's picked up extra shifts 51 00:01:55,805 --> 00:01:57,255 and says I need to help out more at home. 52 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:59,360 What I don't need right now is two more females 53 00:01:59,498 --> 00:02:02,605 tricking me into running my ass off and getting more steps than I need. 54 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:04,848 Got me all sweaty-domed. 55 00:02:05,504 --> 00:02:06,850 I told you we shouldn't say that. 56 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,165 Hey, Bubba. You know how I love and respect all women, right? 57 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,477 Are there any women up in here? 58 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:13,823 There's a pretty gal upstairs, 59 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:15,514 but I haven't had the courage to say hello yet. 60 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:18,724 Well, don't. I'm so sick of the women in my life, J.D. 61 00:02:18,862 --> 00:02:21,313 How come each and every one of them is trying to get me to do something? 62 00:02:21,451 --> 00:02:23,004 Don't look at me. I was team vasectomy. 63 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,904 The worst part about it is, because Carla's working so much, 64 00:02:26,042 --> 00:02:28,148 I can't even ask for a little somethin' somethin' in return, 65 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:29,873 - if you know what I mean. - Sex? 66 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:32,980 Yeah, J.D. Sex. Well done. 67 00:02:33,118 --> 00:02:35,189 She used to get worked up by Bridgerton, 68 00:02:35,327 --> 00:02:37,157 but the new season doesn't come out for another year. 69 00:02:37,295 --> 00:02:38,675 Spring 2027. 70 00:02:38,813 --> 00:02:39,814 I'm just so worn out. 71 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,230 Man, I've missed this. 72 00:02:41,713 --> 00:02:43,611 You and me just getting real about life. 73 00:02:43,749 --> 00:02:46,752 Let's turn this place into our feelings dojo. 74 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:49,065 - Pfft. - I'm gonna order a love seat, candles, 75 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,585 and two cozy weighted blankets on Amazon. 76 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:52,827 There's so many choices. 77 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,934 Are we thinking faux fur or sherpa fleece? 78 00:02:56,072 --> 00:02:59,040 Bro, I'm thinking I live with a bunch of women. Let's get a poker table. 79 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,837 Turk, you beautiful, bald bastard. That's it. 80 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,392 We'll do a poker night, like in the old days. 81 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:06,738 That's what I'm saying! 82 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:08,705 This is the start of a whole new chapter for me. 83 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:10,051 No more sad sack. 84 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,536 Full-on fun sack. 85 00:03:12,399 --> 00:03:15,160 - That's what I'm talking about. - Right? 86 00:03:15,298 --> 00:03:17,749 We're gonna turn this place into a bro-jo. 87 00:03:17,887 --> 00:03:19,268 A bro-jo. 88 00:03:20,648 --> 00:03:21,891 Whoo-hoo! 89 00:03:22,029 --> 00:03:23,064 I'm never going home. 90 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,583 - It gets even better. - It does? 91 00:03:24,721 --> 00:03:26,067 - I got a roommate. - What? 92 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,036 Chewie? 93 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:30,486 Chewie, no. 94 00:03:30,624 --> 00:03:32,626 You're gonna popcorn us. 95 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,319 Oh. 96 00:03:36,457 --> 00:03:38,839 Hi. I'm your new neighbor, J.D. 97 00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:41,255 I was just telling Turk about you. 98 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:42,912 What you watching? 99 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:46,605 ♪ I can't do this All on my own ♪ 100 00:03:46,743 --> 00:03:50,160 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 101 00:03:53,094 --> 00:03:54,993 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 102 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:59,411 I gotta say, Sacred Heart seems like a completely different place. 103 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:02,656 For example, some employees aren't even human. 104 00:04:02,794 --> 00:04:04,244 Morning, little supply bot. 105 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:06,556 The janitor likes me. 106 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:07,833 Morning, Chief. 107 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:09,421 Morning. You're in for poker tonight, right? 108 00:04:09,559 --> 00:04:10,629 Oh, you bet. 109 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,286 I'm skipping my daughter's play to be there. 110 00:04:12,424 --> 00:04:13,874 - Oh, don't do that. - Oh, it's fine. 111 00:04:14,012 --> 00:04:16,497 She's 25, and it's Waiting for Godot. 112 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:19,259 Ugh. More like "waiting to go home," am I right? 113 00:04:19,397 --> 00:04:20,812 You get me. 114 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:22,020 We get each other. 115 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,815 Ah. 116 00:04:23,953 --> 00:04:25,644 I should probably learn his name. 117 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:28,406 As for the interns, instead of getting pushed into burnout, 118 00:04:28,544 --> 00:04:30,200 they're now pushed into mental health. 119 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:32,237 "Hey, Sibby, why a wellness room?" 120 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,101 "Oh! I'm so happy you asked." 121 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:35,413 Nobody asked. 122 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,898 Research shows, drumroll, 123 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:41,453 that activities such as meditation and block-building 124 00:04:41,591 --> 00:04:42,937 help reduce stress... 125 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,629 She wants us to play with blocks? 126 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:45,940 Apparently. 127 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:50,876 The room is now open for organized relaxation. 128 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:52,464 Can we go now? 129 00:04:52,602 --> 00:04:53,983 Yeah, get the hell out. 130 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,813 But some things never change. 131 00:04:56,951 --> 00:04:58,815 - Turk and I were hanging like old times. - Hey, buddy. 132 00:04:58,953 --> 00:04:59,989 - Two chiefs. - Two chiefs. 133 00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:02,302 We're all set, bro. 134 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,338 Once I feed the kids, I'ma take them to practice 135 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:06,167 and then I'ma drop them off at sleepovers. 136 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,204 Carla has a shift at urgent care, 137 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,655 but that gives me a four-hour window for our poker party. 138 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:12,829 Come on! 139 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:15,591 Did someone say poker? I'm in. 140 00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:17,800 Oh, sorry, Hooch, I actually don't have a seat for you. 141 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:19,974 - Oh, I wasn't asking. - Oh. 142 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,528 I'll bring the bean dip. 143 00:05:23,978 --> 00:05:25,221 Hooch is legitimately crazy. 144 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,843 Out of his damn mind. 145 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:28,224 - Hey! - Ooh. 146 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,019 Did you really just dump another patient on us? 147 00:05:30,157 --> 00:05:32,193 Okay, first of all, he spiked a fever. Okay? 148 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,023 That means you med-heads have to admit him. 149 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:36,474 Just because you talk with your hands doesn't make it okay. 150 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,441 - First of all, bring your hands down. - Okay. 151 00:05:38,579 --> 00:05:41,858 And the age-old battle between surgical and medical rages on. 152 00:05:41,996 --> 00:05:44,102 - Check out our kids. - Having their first fight. 153 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,380 - Should we fire up our parental voices? - Yep. 154 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:47,933 Okay, kids, settle down. That's enough. 155 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:49,901 Don't make us turn this whole hospital around. 156 00:05:50,039 --> 00:05:51,109 He'll do it. Get over here. 157 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:52,766 Get over here, right now. 158 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:54,492 Dashana, I saw that. 159 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,839 These photos are sick. 160 00:05:57,874 --> 00:05:59,945 Did you wear your scrubs the entire time you were in Ibiza? 161 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:03,708 I partied at night, but during the day I did help little kids with dysentery. 162 00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:05,365 Ibiza has everything. 163 00:06:05,503 --> 00:06:07,194 Take me back. 164 00:06:08,022 --> 00:06:09,403 Okay, wait. Let's follow each other. 165 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:13,442 Okay, Dr. Selfie, not exactly what I meant by "take it away." 166 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,859 Oh. Okay. Well, sorry, this is Mr. Nichols. He's 27. 167 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:19,758 He's admitted with fainting, bleeding gums and bruising, 168 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:22,174 and he's asking us to accommodate his special diet. 169 00:06:22,312 --> 00:06:25,039 Oh. Of course. Are you vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free? 170 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,731 - Tarzan. - What now? 171 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:30,010 He's talking about the Tarzan diet. It's, like, all over TikTok. 172 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:32,219 It's all organic, low carbs, maximum protein. 173 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:34,083 He has a whole page devoted to it. 174 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:36,982 Check out this video. He's crushing a 14-egg omelet. 175 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,537 - Like, what? - Twelve, thirteen... Boom! Egg... 176 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:41,366 That was actually insane, brah. 177 00:06:41,504 --> 00:06:44,404 Um, it's Dr. Brah, and that's probably why you passed out at the gym. 178 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,991 You need more than protein. 179 00:06:46,129 --> 00:06:48,131 The Tarzan diet is how our ancestors ate. 180 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:50,858 I'm surprised I have to explain that to a doctor. 181 00:06:50,996 --> 00:06:52,653 Our ancestors weren't Tarzan. 182 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:54,621 Tarzan is a fictional character. 183 00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:57,347 I wouldn't be so sure. They did make a movie about his life. 184 00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:58,763 Hmm. 185 00:06:58,901 --> 00:07:00,281 I love this room, Sibby. 186 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,214 When I was an intern, all we had for stress relief 187 00:07:02,352 --> 00:07:03,802 was crying in the supply closet. 188 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,529 Oh. Well, I learned all these techniques at a seminar. 189 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:10,602 But I guess I got bedbugs at an airport motel for nothing 190 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:13,433 because the interns don't want to come in here. 191 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:16,643 They think I'm weird. 192 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:18,058 You're not weird. 193 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:20,923 Thanks. I'm gonna ring the affirmation gong now. 194 00:07:26,998 --> 00:07:29,483 Um, do I have to stay here until that ends? 195 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:30,967 Yeah. Don't talk. 196 00:07:31,105 --> 00:07:33,798 This feud between medical and surgical has been going on 197 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:35,903 since we were interns, and long before that. 198 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:38,699 But it all ends today. As your chief of surgery... 199 00:07:38,837 --> 00:07:40,701 ...and your chief of medicine, we're gonna show you 200 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:43,014 how to consult on a patient together. 201 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,153 Today, med... 202 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:47,225 - ...and surg merge. - Merge. 203 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:49,365 You guys don't charge me per doctor, do you? 204 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,367 No, Mr. Johnson, this is a teaching hospital. 205 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,231 Oh. Cool. 206 00:07:53,369 --> 00:07:55,889 I have a new kid at home. Could you please keep me alive? 207 00:07:56,027 --> 00:07:57,338 Yes, we will, Darrell. 208 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,065 Mr. Johnson is presenting with lower right quadrant pain. 209 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:01,204 Let's examine the patient. 210 00:08:02,136 --> 00:08:03,897 - Oh. - Oh, please. You go first. 211 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:06,175 I think you're gonna teach me something maybe I don't know. 212 00:08:06,313 --> 00:08:09,074 No, I'd love to show you something, but I think you might be able to show me... 213 00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:11,042 I knew what they were trying to say. 214 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:13,389 I would enjoy if the two of us removed our clothing 215 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,873 and smooshed all over each other. 216 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:17,082 I'm aware of that, and have similar feelings, 217 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,602 which is why I sometimes laugh too hard at your mediocre jokes. 218 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:20,707 May I have this dance? 219 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,435 Oh, my God. 220 00:08:25,574 --> 00:08:27,368 - D-train, put a minute on the clock. - Ew. 221 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,716 Thank you. Let's show these newbies how it's done. 222 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,580 He has rebound tenderness. 223 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:33,098 I'm thinking appendicitis. 224 00:08:33,236 --> 00:08:35,584 And based on medical's more complete history and physical, 225 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:37,482 we noted a productive cough and thick pneumonia. 226 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,519 Although my surgical expertise is being questioned, 227 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:41,210 I welcome it because it's best for the patient. 228 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:42,452 Let's run some tests. Time. 229 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:44,075 Fifteen seconds. Damn. 230 00:08:44,213 --> 00:08:45,628 That's how we do. 231 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:48,493 Yeah, that was way more impressive than whatever this was. 232 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:52,601 - It's a med-surg merge. - Yeah. 233 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:56,846 Oh, good. I was just gonna buzz you guys. 234 00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:59,331 Can you switch my IV so I can work my other arm? 235 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,679 How about instead we work on getting you healthy, okay? 236 00:09:05,855 --> 00:09:07,616 I'm just gonna leave that there. 237 00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:10,722 Mr. Nichols, your 21st-century TikTok diet 238 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:13,553 has given you one of the oldest diseases known to man. 239 00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:14,795 You have scurvy. 240 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:17,764 That's crazy because I'm incredibly healthy. 241 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:19,489 You get it from malnutrition. 242 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:22,458 Scurvy can lead to tooth loss, bleeding eyes and heart failure. 243 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,461 Or... or it could not, because it's also a super easy fix. 244 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,497 - Right, Dr. Reid? - Correct, Dr. Tosh. 245 00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:29,534 You need to add citrus fruits to your diet. 246 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:32,917 Which could be super fun. And hello, farmers' market, right? 247 00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:34,608 You could be, like, the hottest guy there. 248 00:09:34,746 --> 00:09:37,646 Plus all the girls at the farmers' market are super liberated, 249 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:38,819 you know what I mean? 250 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,582 I can't maintain 6% body fat eating fruit. 251 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,411 You do you, Tarzan. 252 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:45,964 Oh. One tip, though. 253 00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:48,277 Might be tough to tear into a steak with only four teeth. 254 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:56,492 You don't strike me as the poker type. 255 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,288 You seem like a Bananagrams guy. 256 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:02,774 Blake, my boy, there's a whole lot you don't know about me. 257 00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:04,189 Watch these hands. 258 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:06,709 I've done a whole lot of dancing on the green felt. 259 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:10,161 My old poker nights with Dr. Turk were pretty crazy. 260 00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:13,267 Bam, that's what I'm talking about! 261 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,475 Hey, play my song. 262 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,312 ♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪ 263 00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:25,763 Those were some of the best times of my life. 264 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,112 Sibby! Hey, girl. You know how to throw them cards? 265 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,355 Poker night, tonight, my house. You in? 266 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:33,736 Poker? 267 00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:35,807 No. I don't gamble. 268 00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,983 What's the game? Five-card stud? Texas hold 'em? What's the buy-in? 269 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,330 Are there buy-backs? Cash game or winner takes all? 270 00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:44,920 No, I don't gamble. 271 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:51,029 I'm sorry, I need to go make a phone call to the... 272 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,723 - She'll be there. - Yeah, she will. 273 00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:00,729 I feel sorry for him. 274 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,834 I feel sorry for us. 275 00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:05,734 You're a doctor. I've been a doctor for 20 years. 276 00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:08,081 He goes like this for 30 seconds on the toilet, 277 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,703 and suddenly he knows more than us. 278 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:11,567 I mean, we're just trying to help him. 279 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:15,329 I know, but every patient in here uses their phone for medical advice. 280 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,848 It's kind of the world now. 281 00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:18,229 And, Sam, 282 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,576 I don't like you enabling patients like that. 283 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:24,062 So when we're rounding, I don't want to hear or see your social media. 284 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,237 Phones are turning people into brain-dead idiots. 285 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,790 I'm not a brain-dead idiot. 286 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,896 No, of course you're not. 287 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,588 But I'd like to take you seriously as a doctor, 288 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,384 and right now, I'm not sure you've given me a reason to. 289 00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:37,731 - Dr. Turk, you know... - Yo. 290 00:11:37,869 --> 00:11:39,560 ...I'm not sure how things worked in the 1900s, 291 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,666 but you can't make interns do personal stuff. 292 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:43,806 To you, it looks like you're helping me pack snacks 293 00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:45,497 for my kid's softball game, 294 00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:49,950 but secretly, I am teaching you a profound surgical life lesson. 295 00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:52,677 Okay, you're just making this up as you go along, aren't you? 296 00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:54,852 Lesson one. Always think on your feet. 297 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,577 Well done, Dashana. You want kids? 298 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,442 I do, but like most women surgeons, I'm freezing my eggs. 299 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:01,721 Okay, well, before you hit defrost on those bad boys, 300 00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:05,103 just know this is what your life is gonna look like. 301 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,002 Surgeons are much different than medical. 302 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,866 We're always on call, okay? 303 00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:10,902 And every time you run out that door, 304 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,662 someone's always disappointed. 305 00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:15,320 Damn. Well, so how do you make it all work? 306 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,081 Hmm? Oh. 307 00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,807 Uh, well, you don't. 308 00:12:18,945 --> 00:12:20,222 Uh, like right now, 309 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,189 my best friend wants me at poker night. 310 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,778 But Carla's shift just got canceled and she wants me home. 311 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,332 I bet you miss these, Papi. 312 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:28,989 I mean, she really wants me home. 313 00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,440 Okay, yeah, I think this lesson is done. 314 00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:33,131 No, not so fast, young Padawan. 315 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:36,617 There's one last thing no surgeon likes to do, but we do it anyway. 316 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,792 Give bad news. 317 00:12:40,656 --> 00:12:42,347 Dr. Turk's wife sent him some freaky pictures. 318 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:43,659 Now he's not gonna be at poker. 319 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,282 He said he will, quote, "Be hitting that." 320 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,870 I'm sorry for your loss. 321 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:55,084 Aces over eights! You know what that means, fools. 322 00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:03,092 Can we deal the next hand, please? 323 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,784 ♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪ 324 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,959 Just serve the dip, bitch. 325 00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:09,133 Aw, man. 326 00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:11,791 Hey, I drank too much. Is it okay if I crash here? 327 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:13,447 That's definitely gonna be a no. 328 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,418 When Turk had sex after a dry patch, 329 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,523 he wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs. 330 00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:24,493 Good morning, Sacred Heart. 331 00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:26,322 Scratchers for everybody. 332 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,221 If I get lucky, you get lucky. 333 00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:31,051 Scratcher for you, scratcher for you. 334 00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:33,329 Oh, Francois Dubois, scratcher for you. 335 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,331 - Thank you, king. - Yas, queen. 336 00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:36,850 Here you go, scratcher for you. 337 00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,024 Miss Sibby. 338 00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:40,371 I need a win. I need a win. 339 00:13:40,509 --> 00:13:41,855 Ugh. Thanks for nothing. 340 00:13:41,993 --> 00:13:43,408 Hey, Blake, lean back. 341 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,376 I'ma make it rain. 342 00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:48,828 Scratcher, scratcher, scratcher, scratcher. Scratcher! 343 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,968 Hey, how's it going? 344 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:53,211 Something tells me you got lucky last night. 345 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:57,077 You know a brother don't kiss and tell, but hell to the yeah! 346 00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,390 How'd it go last night? Sorry I had to bail. 347 00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:00,632 Just like the good old days. 348 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:01,702 - Really? - No. 349 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,532 I'm in the hole, man! 350 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,706 Please don't flip it. It's brand new. 351 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,502 It's mahogany. You gotta lift with your legs, baby. I'll help. 352 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,849 No, no, no. Hooch. No. 353 00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:13,611 - So Sibby tried to flip a table? Damn. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 354 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:16,062 Your next poker night's gonna be amazing 'cause I'm gonna be there. 355 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,098 - We're cool, right? - Turk's your best friend. 356 00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:19,651 You can tell him how you really feel. 357 00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:21,757 I can't believe you had an intern tell me. 358 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,104 This was supposed to be the start of a new chapter of my life, 359 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,312 and you abandoned me. 360 00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:28,695 That's what you get. 361 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:29,869 Yeah, we're cool. 362 00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,735 Oh. I didn't know you were religious. 363 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,014 Oh, no, I'm not. I found this in a patient's room. 364 00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:38,256 I'm using it to hide my phone. 365 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,396 Dr. Reid is, like, all over me about it, 366 00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:43,123 but I have this feeling there's something else wrong with a patient, 367 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:45,954 so I'm doing a deep dive on his socials. 368 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,507 I think that's really great, Tosh. 369 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:48,784 I've read that book. 370 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,268 He dies and comes back in the end. 371 00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,649 Amara, we gotta go. 372 00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:54,341 I was pissed at Turk, 373 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,309 but I still had to set a great example for our interns. 374 00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:58,276 We're still waiting for the chest CT, 375 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:01,970 but the initial CRX confirms that Darrell here has pneumonia like I thought, 376 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:04,973 and not appendicitis like Dr. Turk mistakenly thought. 377 00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:07,423 But that's okay, 'cause I always have his back 378 00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:08,908 even though he doesn't have mine. 379 00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,461 Okay. 380 00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:13,084 What Dr. Dorian is trying to say is we don't have to cut you, 381 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:15,431 unlike his words, which I believe were meant to cut me. 382 00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:18,814 Oh, that's a first. A surgeon diagnosed something correctly. 383 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,471 Medical, roll out. 384 00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:26,063 Pfft. Hey, let me borrow that real quick. 385 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,341 I'll pray for you. 386 00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:29,687 Pfft! 387 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:31,033 Dr. Turk, my phone. 388 00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,001 Yeah, this change is really hard on both of us, 389 00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:35,451 but you just gotta figure out your new normal. 390 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,043 What's that about? 391 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:44,288 Nothing. Just Dr. Selfie being more interested in DMing patients 392 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:45,806 than diagnosing them. 393 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,706 "Dr. Selfie"? You're starting to sound a little like Dr. Cox. 394 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,710 Dr. Cox was hard on me, but he taught us how to do things the right way. 395 00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:55,885 He also called you Barbie and undermined your confidence for years. 396 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,784 Don't you remember how that made you feel? 397 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,718 She's really smart. 398 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,928 I mean, keep an eye on her, but give her a chance to do it her way. 399 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,212 Okay, let's do this. 400 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,733 Now I need to handle my own drama with a little flourish. 401 00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,391 Do people actually know you learned that at magic camp? 402 00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:20,151 I didn't go to magic camp, Turk. 403 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:23,154 I went to Criss Angel's Sleight of Hand Symposium for Wooing Women. 404 00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,500 Okay. 405 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:27,296 Look, it sucks you blew off my poker night for sex. 406 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,195 I needed to be with Carla. 407 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,198 Things are hard for me, J.D. Work, marriage, kids. 408 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:33,682 I got a lot of pressure. 409 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,925 It takes a lot out of me to keep it all going. 410 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:37,548 Dr. Reid. I know you said no phones, 411 00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:39,688 and you're probably gonna call me Dr. Selfie again-- 412 00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:42,001 No, I won't. Go ahead. Show me. 413 00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:44,969 This stuff on Logan's page is really concerning. 414 00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,178 You see that? 415 00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,249 I used to be that fat loser, 416 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:52,045 and I would rather die than go back to being him. 417 00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,568 So there's just post after post like this? 418 00:16:57,706 --> 00:17:00,709 Yeah. This isn't just about some fad diet. 419 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:02,883 I think it could be some kind of eating disorder. 420 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,507 You're right. 421 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,060 He's so obsessed with healthy eating, 422 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:08,958 it's become a compulsion and made him sick. 423 00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:12,238 It could be orthorexia, and I missed it. 424 00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:15,206 That was a really good catch, Dr. Tosh. 425 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:19,038 Honestly, I'm just... I'm tired of hearing how overwhelmed you are 426 00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:22,041 by your big happy family and your wife that loves you 427 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:24,595 when I spend half my time completely alone. 428 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,631 I wish that I had your problems. 429 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:29,082 You sure about that? 'Cause I never get to be alone. 430 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,912 Last week, I got stuck in the stairwell. 431 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,984 I didn't call for help. I just stood there, at peace. 432 00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:38,643 So yeah, maybe I'd love just a little of your problems. 433 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,716 Radiology called up. It's about your pneumonia patient. 434 00:17:43,614 --> 00:17:46,099 One of the things that didn't change about this place 435 00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,688 is that it has a way of bringing people back together. 436 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:52,657 Orthorexia is a relatively new eating disorder. 437 00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:54,590 We're gonna help you get through this. 438 00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:58,836 Unfortunately, sometimes it's the hard moments that mend us. 439 00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:04,669 So the pain was mimicking appendicitis due to the shared neural pain pathways. 440 00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:06,947 But it turned out to be a post-obstructive pneumonia 441 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,364 caused by that spiculated mass. 442 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:12,263 So Darrell has lung cancer. 443 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:15,128 He just had a baby. 444 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:16,543 It's so awful. 445 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,959 So who's going to tell him? Surgical or medical? 446 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,582 ♪ Solid ground ♪ 447 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,381 When things like this happen, 448 00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:29,315 we suddenly see everything just a bit differently. 449 00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:38,772 Tell Nora Uncle J.D. says, "I hope she hits a home run." 450 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,843 All those things that felt overwhelming, 451 00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:42,569 with a little perspective, 452 00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,053 suddenly feel like a gift. 453 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,193 You wanna come? 454 00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:46,987 I mean, there's a divorced mom 455 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,576 who drinks Chardonnay out of a Stanley cup and wears no bra. 456 00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:51,337 I'm pretty sure you two will hit it off. 457 00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:54,063 Sounds like a great first mistake. Maybe another time. 458 00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:56,169 - You know what? Give her my number. - Already did. 459 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:57,964 - I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah, man. 460 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:07,318 And too much time alone feels like an opportunity 461 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,975 to be there for someone else. 462 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,736 - Oh. Hey, Dr. Dorian. - Hey. 463 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,739 This week sucked. We're getting hammered. You in? 464 00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,880 Sure. I don't have anything else going on. 465 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,434 Appletinis on me. 466 00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:21,643 Ooh. I will not be having that. 467 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,059 But if you are catching the check, let's go. 468 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,992 I've never tried an appletini before. 469 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,649 I've never finished a whole drink before. 470 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,444 Well, I hope you two like older women, 471 00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:32,171 'cause tonight you're hooking up with Granny Smith. 472 00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:36,899 Okay, now everybody take it slow. 473 00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:38,625 I ordered these easy on the 'tini, 474 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,594 but the sugar in these things can still make you a little crazy. 475 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:43,251 Thanks for buying, Dr. Dorian. 476 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:45,287 I'm a little light till my next paycheck. 477 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,945 Hey, uh, what do you guys got there? 478 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,429 You doing eight-ball, nine-ball? 479 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,741 Damn. 480 00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:51,845 Am I into Sibby? 481 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,261 Okay, just one for me, 482 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:54,779 then I got a date with my couch 483 00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,850 and a little movie star named Sandra Bullock. 484 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,990 - Um, no... - No... 485 00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,475 I know they're just kids, but it's nice to find a little community. 486 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:02,166 - Cheers. - Cheers. 487 00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:05,790 Slow. Go slow. I told you to go slow. 488 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:11,658 The best part is they have no idea just how bad an appletini hangover is. 489 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:12,935 Ugh. 490 00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:15,490 - Pinky out, little slow sips. - Mmm.